Get in touch.
Challenges, applications, fan mail and the occasional diplomatic incident.
Get in touch
If you are interested in GR33DY, want to support us, become a member or challenge us, write to hello@gr33dy.at. We normally process requests as soon as operational circumstances and the current match allow.
If we roasted you harder than the average Italian coffee bean and all the flavour that remains is bitterness, you may also get in touch to sort things out. Banter is part of the game; seriously insulting people is not.
FAQ
What can I do when my team is plainly better than yours and I feel the sudden urge to prove that?
In this case you best get in touch with us, so we can do a custom 5v5 and put your ego back where it rightfully belongs.
I am your greatest fan. Would you like some circulation?
We greatly appreciate your dedication, but already have multiple fans installed. However, we proudly offer some merchandise, in order to channel your efforts in the correct channels.
I would like to mine salt. Is this the competent authority?
This misunderstanding occurs more often than institutional communications would suggest. We maintain considerable practical experience with salt, but no mining concession. Please contact the competent local authority.
What are these flavours you keep talking about?
The exact composition is proprietary. Publicly available notes indicate a humorous base, occasional Mediterranean salt, enough sweetness to keep morale functional and selected bitters from several continents.
Are you actually good at games or is the website doing most of the work?
Good enough to have receipts. Platinum in Siege, Champion in Rocket League, Gold in The Finals — and enough confidence to build this website around it. The website still claims partial credit.
Are you drunk?
Institutional policy requires us to distinguish drinking from tasting. The practical difference is reviewed on a case-by-case basis.
Can I join?
Potentially. Read the recruitment file, meet the minimum requirements, survive the trial period and demonstrate at least one tolerable flavour. A 5080 will not save your application. It will, however, start a conversation.
Independent assessments
“So fair and formidable a team I have not seen.”
— William Shakespeare (allegedly)
“I thought I knew the art of war after reading Sun Tzu. Then I met gr33dy. And it turns out I hadn’t the very faintest idea.”
— anonymous GR33DY supporter